This one will haunt me. Labeled The Orgy Machine , this realistic vulva and flicking mouth sleeve is supposed to simulate being with two people at once. However, and this is a big however, why is there a mouth inside it? Joking aside, the sleeve and mouth toy can be used together or separately. Ever have the hots for an entire fish —specifically a carp? Here you go. There is certainly lots of texturing here with the body covered in raised scales, longer ribbed gills, dorsal and pelvic fins, and of course two big bulging fish eyes.
It could be a pearl or fishing weight or the last shreds of my sanity. Its ribbed tail fans out to become the flared suction cup base making it good for solo play as well as backdoor fish action. It takes time to stretch and acclimate to something of this size so this makes for a good practice tool to work up to it over time. Doc Johnson offers There are so many animal penis replicas on Amazon with everything from elephants to horses to wolves to elk to kangaroos.
Animals cannot give legal consent, end of story. Because I did not until today. Get with it, friends. Is that appealing to me personally? These are great for furries and anyone interested in monster or beast sex. And here we have the Oral Vibro Enhancer. This toy is a mouthguard with a vibe on the front of it that rests against your upper lip in order to enhance your oral game.
In theory, that could be fun especially for people who need vibration to get off. And that is not going to be fun for anyone involved. This glass toy is shaped like a bomb complete with intimidating illustrations and a silicone stand that looks like the tail fins of a bomb.
Glass are some of my favorite toys as they have a lovely weight and smoothness to them. The wrinkles on of the elephants hide are spot on and get closer together toward the end just like on a real elephant. With how much people love tentacles, I should have known elephant noses were next. Can you imagine if it sneezed? I know I wish I had never imagined that and now I have forced my pain upon you. I really feel like if you use this, the World Wildlife Fund shows up on your doorstep the next day and asks you to return all the cute panda bear and tiger shirts you wore growing up.
This rechargeable toy with three silicone tongues is designed for three-way stimulation. It has a vibrating center tongue and two oscillating clit and backdoor smaller tongues. Is this Glass Candy Cane Toy extremely weird? Do I still own it? Yes, I do. This toy is surprisingly nice, though too smooth and small for some, and both sides are useable. The curved side makes it a G-spot toy. Thar the Double Whale blows, ready to get freaky. Look at its tiny eye.
One half is inserted and the other is right in position for clit stimulation. There is a motor on either end of this whale and there are 11 vibration patterns to play with. This is supposed to be a rabbit vibe but has this person ever seen a vulva? In what world does this work? The toy has two ends: a vibrating and thrusting dildo end and one that looks like a motorboat propeller. Not even close. It has a cute remote control, is rechargeable, and affordable so if you can see a way to make this work, be my guest.
Count me out. Where to begin. Why make the tongue that color? The creepy pale tongue vibrates but that means you need to be able to get power to it. Their brilliant solution: stick a wire running through his chin. The wire is the same too-light color as the tongue so at least they color-coded it.
This inflatable doll is just under five feet tall and looks goofy as anything. The drawn-on abs look more like a lobster tail than muscles. He has weird mitten hands and no feet. It comes with an o-ring in the crotch and a seven-inch realistic insertable toy not silicone that you can use or switch out for the strap-on friendly toy of your choice.
This Finger Vibe looks less like a good time and more like a threat. Does this not look sharp to anyone else? No thanks. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser gives new meaning to being a tree-hugger.
For the unique take on design, this is a quality-made toy. It has 10 different vibration strengths and functions. Happy birthday! That is what is printed on the top of this toy because it is a birthday cake of vulvas.
This would be a hilarious gift to plop on top of a normal birthday cake as the top tier provided it was an adult-only party. This four-pound cake tier has seven holes, each with a different vulva and unique texturing inside the passage so each one will feel different. For a weird cylinder, the detail on this thing is surprisingly good. They feature labia of many shapes and sizes which is nice. The pictures of the inside of the channels look way more like medical images you might stumble across on Google compared to the typical peach-pink geometric texturing inside most sleeves.
But does it pass too well? I really think so. Its eyes and nose are the control buttons, for goodness sake. And its face lights up with LEDs in time to the vibrations. This vibe is too cute. Someone let the Steampunk community create Steampunk Vibrators and I am here for it.
This line of classic bullet vibes has three different metallic colors and three different Steampunk patterns: Copper with tentacles, gold with clockwork butterflies, and silver with floral gears. These are no-nonsense, plastic battery-powered bullets that are about 3.
Batteries are included. This is The Butterfly Effect. Anyone else freaked out by the idea of a butterfly rocking a huge hard-on? I hate it.
But hey, if your kink is randy butterflies that are disproportionately gifted, Evolved has you covered. Now, I love Evolved toys.
This Textured Glove by Oxballs is half brilliant and half terrifying. Made of rubbery TPR, it changes the shape and size of each finger for more interesting jobs of all types. It works for both left and right hands and stretches to fit nearly any hand size.
Be sure to pair this with condoms for safer play. There is a wide range of mythical creature dildos to be found on Amazon if you know where to look.
Interestingly enough, compared to the real animal replicas, the mythical toys seem to be consistently made of quality silicone. Good on you, mythical beast lovers. For fantasy nerds you can get toy version of a hippogriff, phoenix, and dragon.
I would also include this rooster dil here because roosters do not have a peen. I came across this toy and I had to check and nope, they do not have this organ.
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